Fiction. An overweight Mafioso wants to dance like Michael Flatley. A comedian hires an unreliable heckler to disrupt the high profile gig of a rival. A young boy develops a bizarre addiction to communion wafers. Just some of the stories from JUGGLING WITH TURNIPS. A book with very little juggling. And no turnips. JUGGLING WITH TURNIPS contains twentythree stories of short comic fiction. It also contains one reference to Harry Dean Stanton. Fiercely funny stories of love angst dreams delusions