A bloodred orb cured a demon of her babyeating habit and she became the protector of little children fuzzy fruits replaced humans in sacrifices to their gods but embalmed their dead a notorious beauty of Napoleons court bathed in twentytwo pounds of a berry that blushed the cheeks of noblewomen after their bloodlettings. In A Thing or Two About Fruit Rodman offers a glimpse of humans faith and folly around their fruits and invites you to determine which of the many contenders was the true Fru