Diabolically funny and subversively philosophical Italian novelist Giacomo Sartoris I am God is the diary of the Almightys existential crisis that ensues when he falls in love with a human. I am God. Have been forever will be forever. Forever mind you with the razorsharp glint of a diamond and without any counterpart in the languages of men. So begins Gods diary of the existential crisis that ensues when inexplicably he falls in love with a human. And not just any human but a geneticist and fan