Charles Chip Ipswich isnt one of those coastal elites with a liberal arts degree and a job at a social media startup who knows where all the best brunch places are... No Chip is one of the forgotten men. He lives in a rural area in the middle of the country where Jesus still has a place at the dinner table and where factories send jobs to Calcutta. Chip is also a vampire. Stuck working the last shift at a gas station Chip is lonely and bored...and then his dull bleak life is turned upside down